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Friday, May 3, 2024

Hope Hicks cries on witness stand during Trump trial testimony

Hope Hicks cries on witness stand during Trump trial testimony

Hope Hicks, a longtime aide to former President Donald Trump, became emotional during her testimony in his criminal hush money case, crying...

Hope Hicks testifies that when the Access Hollywood tape came out, Trump “thought it wasn’t something to get so upset about.” Turns out, he was right, because his supporters’ religious values were just fashions they wore on Sunday. - Marc Jacob

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

The orange traitor has once again violated his gag order by posting a clip from white supremacist felonious traitor Steve Bannon’s show attacking judge Merchan’s daughter.

How many times does he have to violate court orders before the scumbag is sent to jail? - Ricky Davila

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My Take On The Violent Student Protests

I'd bet the ranch that the CIA knows what foreign players are involved in the antisemitic violence across college campuses. The CIA has recruited college kids for decades to be their lookouts.

In the early 1970s, two of my college friends, both Vietnam vets, who did not know each other were approached. They were told the same story, that the KGB had plants throughout US colleges and that they needed help in uncovering them. Both of my friends declined, saying essentially the same thing -- that it was hard enough to concentrate on classwork after their service in Nam.

To spark the flame of violence on one campus can quickly spread to others as we have all observed, with or without plants already in place. It only takes one trusted savvy plant, inspiring well meaning students to start trouble.

Violence and/or destruction of property is counterproductive in protests. And it's illegal. And stupid.

But it draws the attention of Americans, which is the purpose. Guess what happens next? Americans get mad at the protesters, no matter the cause.

Who benefits from this violence? Not the Palestinians. Not Biden. It has divided the Democratic Party from its left wing.

And who has the enormous resources needed for all this? Russia, China, the US.

Choose one.

I did.

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Democrats, Republicans and Independents Overwhelming Agree On Campus Violence...

Morning Consult released a new poll this week of Americans’ attitudes related to the Israel-Hamas conflict and the ongoing demonstrations on campuses across the country.

The poll asked whether or not respondents would like to see universities and colleges take steps like “Ask the police to protect campuses from violence” and “Ban pro-Palestinian protests on campuses.”

Sometimes it feels like Orwell was holding back. - John Collins

So, Biden didn’t do exactly what you wanted on Gaza, or student loans, or_______

My one question to you

Have you met the other guy? - Seth Asher

Republican Shenanigans

BREAKING: Kristi Noem Claims Puppy Shot Her First. - Andy Borowitz

Do You Know What Is Worse Than A Liar? Covering Up For A Liar.

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem’s (R) memoir has not been released, but inaccuracies in the text are already emerging.

Noem’s spokesperson said “two small errors” have been brought to the Republican governor’s attention. The book is titled “No Going Back: The Truth on What’s Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward.”

Conservatives who quote George Carlin are hilariously oblivious to how much he would hate them. - Middle Class Riot

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Rock The Voter News

How in the name of everything decent and Holy are President Biden and Trump "neck and neck" in the polls?

Are there really that many Deplorable Americans? - Brandon Unger

Not Everyone Is Hateful In Texas!
The Austin City Council passed protections for gender-affirming care Thursday, only a few days after the state of Texas filed a lawsuit over Title IX changes granting protections for transgender people.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Despondent After Learning Jesus Was Jewish. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Why doesn't the Law apply to Rich White Republican Men? - Brandon Unger

Say What? Second Boeing Whistleblower Dies.

Joshua Dean, a former quality auditor at a key Boeing supplier who raised concerns about improperly drilled holes in the fuselage of 737 Max jets, has died.

Dean, 45, died on Tuesday morning, his family announced on social media. His family told NPR on Thursday that Dean had quickly fallen into critical condition after being diagnosed with a MRSA bacterial infection.

So, rumor has it that Elon Musk hates it when we call this place Twitter.

Hey Elon,

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Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter - Lakota Man

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Thursday, May 2, 2024

Trump Denies Sleeping During Trial: ‘I Simply Close My Beautiful Blue Eyes’

Trump Denies Sleeping During Trial: ‘I Simply Close My Beautiful Blue Eyes’

Former President Donald Trump hit back Thursday at media reports that he has been sleeping during his New York hush money trial.

While various reporters from across the political spectrum have documented Trump asleep in court, cameras are not allowed in the courtroom, so the public has been unable to see exactly what the reporters have.

MAGA = Make Adderall Great Again. - The USASingers

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Trump thinks Israel has an actual dome over it that protects it from missiles, and wants one for the U.S.

He may have the Nuclear Codes again in 2024.

I'm terrified. - Brandon Unger

Welp, Russia Is Using Chemical Weapons. Anyone Surprised?

The State Department accused Russia on Thursday of using chemical weapons in Ukraine, following a new set of sanctions against the country.

Russia violated the Chemical and Biological Weapons Control and Warfare Elimination Act by using the chemical weapon chloropicrin against Ukrainian troops, the department said.

By the way, how did the Secret Service know in advance that it was a bad idea for Trump to go to the Capitol on January 6

That's why they deleted their text messages. - BlackKnight10K

Had no idea police could arrest people on the spot for a violent protest, I thought they just allowed them to go back home like on Jan. 6. - Covie

Republican Shenanigans

I'm extremely skeptical that Mike Pence's life was ever in danger. I think in politics, people like to really exaggerate things from time to time. - Rep. JD Vance

Friend of Putin and Self-Proclaimed Anti-Communist Has Something To Say
Disgraced former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn revealed that he had been served with eight subpoenas in one night in what he said was an effort to keep Donald Trump out of office.

Abstinence Movement Urges People to Imagine Trump Having Sex. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

Kristi Noem Claims She Shot Puppy in Self-defense. - Andy Borowitz

Hey, Good News From South Dakota!

South Dakota abortion-rights initiative supporters submitted enough signatures Wednesday to make the ballot in November.

The signatures were submitted by Dakotans for Health, an abortion-rights group leading the effort in the state. The organization filed the petition with more than 55,000 signatures, which is higher than the 35,000 necessary to get the petition on the ballot.

Why does "God" only seem to talk to people without Library Cards? - Brandon Unger

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Business/Tech News

I’m confused by all this bears v. men talk. Aren’t “bears” just big hairy gay men? - George Takei

Wildlife or Oil Drilling? Hm. I Choose Wildlife.

The House on Wednesday approved controversial legislation that would reinstate rights to drill in a wildlife refuge that were overturned by the Biden administration.

The bill, which passed in a 214-199 vote, would reinstate six oil and gas leases to drill in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge that the Biden administration revoked last year.

Trump said in Wisconsin that Joe Biden took all of the oil out of the reserves right before the election.

How the fk can Biden take the oil while Trump was president?

This is how dumb you MAGAs are. - Alex Cole

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don't make it awkward. - National Park Service

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Wednesday, May 1, 2024

Columbia protester mocked after asking for food for occupiers

Columbia protester mocked after asking for food for occupiers

...A reporter then replied: “It seems like you’re sort of saying: ‘We want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food and water’.’’

So, apparently, not only will the revolution be televised, it will also be catered. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

The pro-Hamas propagandists are blaming Biden (!) for the NYPD having cleared trespassers out of the building at Columbia ("blame"? for what? No one got hurt!).

Got it? The whole performance of these faux-protests all over the country is a pro-Trump psyop. Can't be any clearer. - DC Petterson

Disney Honors George W. Bush and His Ongoing Art Therapy After Lying Us Into The Iraq War and Killing Thousands of Americans. Shame On Him and Disney.

Former President George W. Bush’s paintings are going to Disney World.

EPCOT, one of the theme parks at Disney’s resort in Orlando, Fla., announced Wednesday it soon will be home to a special exhibit of Bush’s artwork.

“Portraits of Courage: A Commander’s Tribute to America’s Warriors” will feature more than 60 paintings from Bush of “service members and veterans who have served our nation with honor since 9/11, and whom the president has come to know personally since leaving office.”

You would think after Bill Clinton fixed the economy that George H.W. Bush broke & after Barack Obama fixed the economy that George W. Bush broke & after Joe Biden fixed the economy that Donald Trump broke that people would stop voting for Republicans. - Evan

How did the 1/6 insurrection plan and pay for itself? - smc249

Republican Shenanigans

How is it not a bigger story that Trump falls asleep every single day of the first criminal trial of a U.S. President in history? Somehow, we've already gotten bored with Don Snoreleone. - BlackKnight10K

I like how Joe Biden doesn’t want to track women’s pregnancies. - John Collins

Michael Cohen Stars In "THE JERK"
In 2011, Stormy Daniels’s manager phoned a lawyer to complain that “some jerk” had called her up threatening to sue over a blog post claiming the porn actress slept with Donald Trump...But the image of Cohen portrayed to jurors, at this point, is hardly one of valor.

Some prosecutors’ witnesses have torn into him, casting Cohen as difficult to work with to the point where they actively wanted to avoid him.

The law-and-order guy found in contempt of court.
Let me say it again: Contempt. Of court.
Contempt.
The times we’re in.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. - Stephen King

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Rock The Voter News

Jake Tapper Is Another Jerk That Is Full of Himself

Hunt: Our reporters are saying Trump is sitting next to his lawyer with his eyes closed

Tapper: Which doesn’t necessarily mean that he’s sleeping, but he has been known to fall asleep in this trial.

I Don't Like To Make Predictions BUT I Believe There Will Be Red State Incited Violence/Intimidation At Many Polling Places

Nearly 4 in 10 local election officials experienced threats, harassment or abuse while on the job, according to a new poll.

In the survey, published Wednesday by the Brennan Center for Justice, 38 percent of local election workers reported “threats, harassment or abuse,” while 54 percent said they were concerned about the safety of their colleagues.

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Business/Tech News

I’m flying to Florida today on business. Does anyone know where I can buy a sundial? - Captain Obvious

GOP Senate candidate in Wisconsin is a multimillionaire from California

GOP Sen candidate in Pennsylvania is a hedge fund manager from CT

Missouri Senator Hawley lives in Virginia

Alabama Senator Tuberville lives in Florida

U wanna talk about voter fraud?!

Start with the GOP - Lindy Li

Costa Rica Mulling Dollarization
Congressman Jorge Dengo presented a new bill that is being processed under file No. 24,296 “Law for Dollarization.” “For decades, there has been a significant national discourse surrounding the ‘fair’ exchange rate between the Costa Rican Colón and the U.S. Dollar, the primary foreign currency used in the country for numerous internal and external transactions,” stated the PLP representative.

"I drink to make other people more interesting."
~Ernest Hemingway

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Mission Accomplished!

Thank you all!